Mummy Dagger
Thursday, February 25th, 2010Mummy Dagger
are these silly ones funnier then my last lot?
What do you get if you cross a doctor’s surgery and a mountain range ?
Peak Practice !
What do you get if you cross a pig and an emergency vehicle ?
A Hambulance !
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?
A lot of crackling on the line !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a plumber ?
A drain in the neck !
What do you get if you cross an Italian landmark and a ghost ?
The screaming tower of Pisa !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?
Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap !
What do you get if you cross a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker ?
A bird that knocks before delivering a message !
What do you get if you cross a frog and a secret agent ?
A croak and dagger story !
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny ones.!!!
Cheers mate, critics are around today I see.!!
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